While in the military I was given a collateral duty. I was to be one of a few people who would be a Drug and Alcohol Education Specialists (DAES). I spent two months in school – about 320 hours – learning the pharmacology of all the drugs known at the time, as well as everything possible to understand about the effects of alcohol. It was, to say the least, a very enlightening two months. Once that school was over, I was then the identified specialist at every command where I was serving. I’ve heard every excuse for using drugs and abusing alcohol that can be manufactured. I have also worked as a volunteer inside two state prisons, and one paid position as a computer instructor in a federal prison. In the state prisons I worded for a prison ministry, assisting convicts who had proven that they wanted to turn their lives around. Between the one-on-one sessions, and general interaction with about 80 convicts, about 75 of them were in prison for offenses that involved drugs and alcohol. I also worked as a volunteer, serving on a Foster Care Review Board for two years, and four years as a court-appointed advocate for kids in foster care. Between the prison experiences and the foster care experiences, I again heard just about every excuse possible for using meth, alcohol, crack, heroin, marijuana, PCP, you name it.
Anyone who tells you that marijuana is “medicine” is lying to you. There is absolutely no scientific evidence that marijuana contains any medicinal qualities. Arizona passed the Medical Marijuana initiative in 2010, though it still hasn’t started operating in any meaningful way. There are questions about whether the vote was somehow rigged since it took so long for the final vote was released, but that’s another story. What I’m suggesting to you is that you ask anyone who wants medical marijuana the following questions.
1. If medical marijuana is medicine, why hasn’t it been submitted to the FDA for approval?
2. If medical marijuana is medicine, why aren’t doctors prescribing its use? What we see are some doctors who sell recommendations for use, for a hefty fee.
3. California has had medical marijuana as a lawful enterprise for some time, and it’s a nightmare. In general, the users of medical marijuana are in the 18-30 age group. Why is that?
4. Medical marijuana dispensaries sell marijuana under literally dozens of names. If medical marijuana is medicine, why are there so many names for medical marijuana? If different kinds of medical marijuana contains varying levels of “medicine,” shouldn’t the doctor “recommended” that I take medical marijuana tell me which brand to use, how often, and how much per dose? Wouldn’t medical marijuana be the same for all? Help, I’m confused.
5. What is the name of the so-called medicine in medical marijuana? It can’t be THC. THC is an acknowledged hallucinogen – it gets you stoned. So what is the medical ingredient in medical marijuana, and how much of it do I need?
6. When someone buys medical marijuana, do they receive a label on the container that tells them what the proper dose is, how many doses to take each day, and any possible side effects, like hallucinations, urge to eat snacks, sleepiness?
7. If I roll my own marijuana cigarettes, how much medical marijuana should I put into each marijuana cigarette? If I eat marijuana cupcakes or cookies, how much marijuana should be contained in each cupcake or cookie?
8. If I am smoking medical marijuana, is it legal for me to drive a car or operate machinery? If so, since it’s medicine, if I have an accident and destroy property, or kill someone, is the taking of medical marijuana a legitimate defense?
9. If I take marijuana and go to work, and while there I cause an accident because my judgment is impaired, and people get hurt or killed, is the use of medical marijuana a legitimate defense?
10. If I have a medical marijuana card, can I smoke my medicine at work or on company property, even though cigarette smokers cannot?
11. If I were somehow arrested for a crime and sent to jail or prison, and I possess a medical marijuana card, does the jail or prison have to give me my medical marijuana since it’s medical marijuana?
12. If I’m at home, consuming my medical marijuana, and somehow cause a fire that destroys my apartment building, is my possession of a medical marijuana card a legitimate defense?
13. If I’m a student attending college, and I need my “medicine,” can I light up a marijuana cigarette and smoke it inside a building or classroom, or outside? I know smoking of cigarettes is illegal on college campuses, but how about the smoking of medical marijuana?
14. If I’m a police officer, member of the FBI, DEA, CIA, a Congressman, or President, can I take my medical marijuana while on the job? I mean, after all, it is medicine, isn’t it?
15. If I’m a commercial pilot, can I take my medical marijuana while I flying an aircraft with 200 or 300 passengers onboard? I mean, after all, it is medicine.
Ladies and gentlemen, medical marijuana is an absolute lie. If you were to ask the questions I listed above to any of the advocates of medical marijuana, they would run away from you so fast you’d see a vapor trail. It’s nothing but a ruse to get marijuana into the mainstream, and it’s wrong. Marijuana consumption affects your memory, affects brain cells, can cause serious medical problems. They call it medicine because when you consume it, by whatever means, the THC gets you “high,” and you don’t feel the pain as much. That’s not medicine by any reasonable definition. People say that OxyCodone, Vicadin, Percocet, and other pain killers don’t work for them, but at least you know what’s in them. When you go into a medical marijuana dispensary, there are dozens of different kinds of marijuana in jars, all with catchy little names. You know what the difference is? The amount of THC they “think” they contain, and they sell for different prices to boot.
For those people who voted for medical marijuana in their state, you’ve been fooled, badly. It’s a lie.